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Inquiries That Started Out in a Polite and/or Provocative Way"So like there I am taking a shower when I hear this wild screaming pitch sound and all of a sudden a rock crashes through my bathroom ceiling, shatters the shower door, knocks me down and the space rock thing then blows through the tub, goes downstairs at 10 thousand miles per hour and wipes out my poor fluff cat the wild thing.OK, the truth, I suspect you don't want yet another crazy person dropping you an email about another "meteorite" attribution? So I tried the attention grabbing first paragraph?" " Dear Rude Admonishments (aka Dr. Randy Korotev)," "So you get your personality and charm from the darker side of the moon. Humor me! I read your entire site, well almost." "I live in West Cork in Ireland - and I apologise in advance for more than likely wasting your time! - but the other day I found a very unusual stone on our site (property)." "I have no doubt you keep a very hectic schedule, so I'll make this concise: ..." "I want to thank you for your time. I realize you are very busy with your studies/work." "I have had a great time exploring your webpages this Sunday morning -- the tone is great, not too dumbed down, not too technical, and I've learned a lot." "I'm sure you get quite a few of these inquiries so I be brief and to the point." "I read your rude admonishment section and couldnt help but laugh. I know you have to be going crazy with people bugging you but alas, I might have to join their ranks." "To keep this short, I will get to the point." "I have had a great time exploring your webpages this Sunday morning -- the tone is great, not too dumbed down, not too technical, and I've learned a lot. (I came across them because a friend was curious why weather science is called meteorology, and which page linked to yours.)" "I am hopeful that you would be interested to test this strange looking rock as a possible lunar meteorite?" "I live in Chile and I am at present working in a construction project at the atacama desert. I was walking on a plain without roads looking for good deposits to be used as backfill material for the project. My attention was called to this rock laying alone surrounded by sand and in the middle of a depression. I have to mention this area is in the middle of nowhere, 70 km away from the nearest town, with only minor mines which have been under explotation for decades." "Last year I've found (in the NE part of Poland) some interesting stones (one of them contains metal and is similar to mesosiderite), I think they could be of extra-terrestrial origin." "I hope you are well and doing fine. I have been studying planetary geology and meteorites as an intense hobby for approximately 35 years and 15 years, respectively. I am most interested in Lunar geology, and my most prized specimens are my Lunar meteorite fragments (Dar al Gani 262 and 400)." "Please help me identify a meteorite that hit my home in Nanuet NY, Rockland county." "YES WE THINK WE FOUND A METEORITE REASON #1 ..." "This stone comes from someplace in Zimbabwe and I brought it back from a 1996 trip to that country. It is basaltic with an age of - 1.35 billion years. It is an oriented stone with flow lines,thumbprints and about 90% glassy fusion crust that's a little weathered. I am having it analysed at this time in one of our local labs and the results are promising so far but still not complete but one thing that is sure is that it has no known local analogue and it is to young to be an local basalt." "I hate to tell you I believe I have found a rare lunar meterorite. I hate to tell it because everybody nowadays seems to be saying the same thing..." "Herewith we would like to ask for your assistance and help. We are from Bulgaria and we are new in the sphere of searching and exp loving of little parts from the space room, which can be found on the Earth, i.e. in the sphere of planetary science and space chemistry." "I live in Guyana, South America..." "CHER DOCTEUR , BONJOUR. MES EXCUSES JE NE PARLE PAS ANGLAIS, J'ESPERE QUE VOUS COMPRENEZ LE FRANCAIS." "I realize from reading what is said on this and other sites how rare finding a meteorite is and I am not one of those people who can not be reasoned with, or explained to. Cutting to the chase, this is why I suspect the 20 pound rock I have may be a meteorite..." "First, thank you for your time. I appreciate it. Your website is the most helpful of those I found concerning the identification of possible meteorites." "i was just wondering if u had received the rocks that i had sent u." "I love your rude admonishments" "I am in possession of what I believe is a lunar meteorite." "I appreciate your time to take a quick look at the picures of 2 rocks I found in the California Desert." "This is Julia from China. I have some photos for stones which we think they are meteorite. But are not very sure." "Hi, I put something on Ebay that is a neat looking piece of something. Rock, metal, I honestly do not know. I received an email from a potential buyer that said it could be a meterorite. Since then (about two hours ago) I have been online trying to find anything that looks like mine." [In the description of the rock the seller mentioned that it had been painted. Nevertheless, he wanted to know if I thought it was a meteorite.] "my name is [XXX] A.K.A roof top hunter yes i hunt the roof tops of phx az " "How are you? Sorry about you, I am bothering you again" "End of last week I sent two CDs for you. ... PS: New two CD has total more than 230 stones." "First of all, I'm not going to let on about how I saw a massive fire ball fall from the sky and land in my swimming pool." "Of all the websites featuring meteorites I chose to contact you because you seem to be strait to the point." "I make a living buying and selling the contents of storage units that don't get paid for. I found this piece in Topeka Kansas" "Hey i was outside today and i had lost a nut . I took a magnetic and started to see if it would pick up but it did not ....... the only thing i picked up was rocks." "Please debunk this rock so my wife will stop insisting it's a meteorite" "My wife will kill me if she figures out I'm spending money on this. She doesn't understand that these rocks could further science and our understanding of the universe. The only thing she really cares about are the specials going on down at Macy's. That's probably something a lot of guys have to deal with not just me." "I found a possible?? meteorite ...maybe???... P.S. After you tell me it's just an ordinary earth rock my wife is going to laugh her ass off." "First of all, thank you for taking a look at my pictures. Out of everyone I have sent them to, you are the only one who has instructed me on how to pursue the answers to my questions." "Recently, my uncle gave me an object he found in Texas that he is sure is a meteorite. I was extremely skeptical, and set out to “prove” it was not a meteorite…but now I’m skeptical about my skepticism" "I found your website trying to find some characteristics of meteorites. I enjoyed it very much along with the sarcasm :) " "k, i give up im no scientist.... " "Was fishing, then went off the trail to pee. Noted one, then two rocks or pieces that might be meteorites." "WOw, I really appreciate you replying to this message." From Australia: "I found a chunk of wot I thought was iron out bush... curious enough to snaffle and take home..". "i found this rock in 1998 or 99 in roswell new mexico or the greek islands, i cant remember but im sure it was one of them." "I have just been all through your website and i like your style, esspecially the rude part. You probably get sick of all the Meteor-Nots." "Im waiting for Yours consent in order to send CD and the sample.I suspect that "Libya" maybe to interest CIA so - I worked in xxxxx" "Thanks Randy, I can HEAR your frusteration with idiots who are trying to make money on stupid crap. I GET IT." "Hi, I am in possesion of a rock, i have never seen in my lifetime." |
